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Vaders: you gotta love ’em! Zeker als het gaat om hilarische uitspraken, foute woordgrappen en ongezouten meningen zit je bij pa aan het juiste adres. Reden genoeg voor Jimmy Fallon om zijn publiek te vragen hun grappigste #dadquotes in te sturen via Twitter. Dit vonden wij de leukste inzendingen:
EVERY time we drove by a cemetery with a fence around it my dad would ask "Do you know why there is a fence around that cemetery?? People are dying to get in there" #DadQuotes
— James McNeely (@james_on18) 12 juni 2019
My dad once told me, “Your mother is a nice lady, but every once in a while Satan takes a little vacation in her body.” #DadQuotes
— Elizabeth (@Sweaty__Betty) 12 juni 2019
Got a message from my dad saying the rumba had come at him with a knife, but that everything was okay now because he had wrestled it away and turned it off.
And for reference, when he saw it he yelled “it’s got a knife!” in a British accent (Like Austin Powers) #DadQuotes pic.twitter.com/FNP6sGAy19
— maggie???? (@maggiehouser_) 12 juni 2019
My dad walked out of the bathroom after 20 minutes and proudly announced that ‘the desire to poop was there but the ability just wasn’t’. #dadquotes
— Kate Stahl (@KateStahl5) 12 juni 2019
When the family would be together in the den talking, Dad would lean over in his recliner, point at the TV and ask “did you hear that?”. When we said no, he’d say “neither did I so SHUT UP!” #DadQuotes @jimmyfallon
— DAVID DOREY (@DMDorey) 12 juni 2019
When I was a teenager, my dad said to me "Johnny, I trust you."
THAT one sentence did more to keep me well-behaved than anything else. I mean, he TRUSTED me! What a responsibility! I couldn't disappoint him now!That cunning bastard! ????
#DadQuotes— JJT (@JohnJTerrible) 12 juni 2019
#DadQuotes My dad mispronounces everything. Celine Dion = Dion Salon
— Andy Spiteri (@gasdoc_spit) 12 juni 2019
Dad: “I remember when I used to be a male prostitute.”
Me: “What do you think Mom would say if I told her that?”
Dad: “How do you think I met her?”#DadQuotes
— Matt Iorio (@Matt_Iorio) 12 juni 2019
When I was in third grade, we were moving to a new house and I was devastated. I was crying so hard and I asked my dad why we had to move. He responded with, “Because you always leave your towels on the floor.” I’ve hung up my towels every day since. #DadQuotes
— Bethany Loggins (@bethany_loggins) 12 juni 2019
My dad passed away in 2013, but the last voicemail I have from him is him talking about how he got a gas station donut and how he may have infected our entire family with The Mumps for a full minute. #DadQuotes (PS: He didn't.)
— Brittany the Broken ???? (@burrnie) 12 juni 2019
Ontvang 6x Fabulous Mama op de deurmat én een persoonlijk cadeau naar keuze.
